I'm a Pig and You can Listen

The crackling paper from burger wrappers, the slurp of soda, the chomping and spitting of food as you talk is stomach turning. Yes we can hear it on the phone. As tempting as it is to multi task, please don't. Ditto for the restroom. It's disgusting to hear the tinkle (or stream), or even worse the plop, and then the flush. Ewwww.