I Want to go to Oslo

Soooo, I have this doctor call and want to book a flight. He says he wants to go to Oslo. Great! I ask him where he is coming from. He tells me some po-dunk town in the middle of nowhere.
So I ask him, "is that where you want to fly out of?"
He tells me, of course not... it's an international flight.
So I ask him, "what airport do you want to fly out of?"
He tells me, "whatever is cheapest."
So I ask him again, "what city do you want to fly out of?"
He tells me, "Well, you tell me. What city is cheapest."
At this point I've about had it with trying to pry information out of this idiot. So I say "OK, I'll book you out of Ft Lauderdale...."
I swear to GOD!!! He thinks it over and says, "well, no. That won't work for me... how about Newark."
So I ask him what dates he wants to travel. He...tells...me...whatever...day...is...cheapest.
I am beyond irritated and say, "sir I need a DATE!!!"
He asks for my supervisor. Well, guess what... that is NOT going to happen. Click