Whacko-Magnet

An agent tells me:

So far this week I had a lady trying to buy a ticket to fly across country to pick up a cat she purchased, but she needed 3 hours to bond with it before boarding the plane. Apparently they don't sell that type of cat in Colorado because it's too cold.

Then I got a man stranded in the Philippines because his ex wife revoked his passport for back child support.

There was a woman demanding to know what system we booked with because she was a travel agent and was entitled to a special rate not available to the general public. And we don't know what we are talking about, so give me a supervisor.

And then, the ever annoying man who tells me he can get anything he wants if he yells loud enough.